I spared you the nekkid photos folks...it wasn't pretty!
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Have all ingredients at room temperature. Cold eggs won't do the deal.
1 egg + 1 yolk
1 cup corn oil or olive oil
1 tsp salt
1/4 tsp powdered mustard
2 tablespoons vinegar or lemon juice
Put everything but the oil in the blender. Whizz it all up for a minute. Then add the oil in a continuous stream until you can see the blender's not mixing anymore. This can easily take 20 minutes.